I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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