we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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