I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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