Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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