He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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