Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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