I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
