so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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