We should be called the Road Head Warriors
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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