We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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