would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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