due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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