its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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