So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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