i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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