Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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