He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I wear drunk well.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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