i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is wine microwaveable?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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