From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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