Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
