Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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