we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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