You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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