I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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