Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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