I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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