I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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