have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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