someone owes me an orgasm
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
