That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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