do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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