i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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