I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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