I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
is that a dick in a sweater?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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