I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
