I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sorry about my life...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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