brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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