Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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