I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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