shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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