For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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