Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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