trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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