There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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