She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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