Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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