when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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