the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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