it hurts more in the daytime
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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