Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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