But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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