your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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