soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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